For some reason, I got it in my head to look online for some of the people who were part of my religious past. Specifically, the priests and nuns I grew up with. Y'know, the ones responsible for my indoctrination into the Xian faith when I was just a very small child and guess what, they're all dead.
Serves em' right for fucking me up so much. Well, at least they're with God now. Oh wait, no they're not.
Surprise, Father Amico!