At a works Christmas do a couple of years back, I told a joke about Heisenberg. Nobody got it, so I explained it,. Someone said "Well, I've seen every episode of Breaking Bad and I still don't get it."

A sexual atheist doesn't scream "OH GOD!" when having an orgasm.
A sexual agnostic screams "MAYBE I CAME!" when having an orgasm.

Some people are doozies, right?

Have ya'll heard "Merry Christmas from the family", by Robert Earl Keen?

ha

It's a good tune to meditate too.

That's one of those instances where you just have to shake your head, give in and put Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer on endless repeat.

I've sang the Messiah twice. Once was as a part of a four mass choir concert at Orchestra Hall in Minneapolis, MN and the other was a Messiah sing along where anyone was invited to come and sing, we practiced four two hours in the afternoon and then performed that night. Oddly enough, the Messiah sing along went a hell of a lot better than I expected it to.