Have ever wondered why there's an Angel on top of the Xmas tree?
Well, a few hundred years ago, Old Santa was having a really bad year, the Elves were pushing for higher wages, the fairies were fighting for gender equality, Mother Claus was going through menopause, the reindeer were all down with mange and the registration on the sleight had run out.
In walked an Angel dragging a tree behind her and asked, " Where do you want me to put this Santa?"
Feeling quite out of sorts himself, he didn't bother to look and just responded with, " Oh shove it up your arse."