Just read a poem in the FFRF newsletter "Freethought Today" that fits here.
*"There once was a woman named Mary.

Whose impotent husband was wary

So she claimed it was God.

Who slipped her the rod

It was really a shepherd named Larry."*

You folks do realize some reptiles and amphibians can asexually reproduce? GeeZeus may have been a lizard person.

Scientifically, for Mary to have a virgin birth, the baby would need be, like her an XX. Albeit, maybe she was an XXY, making her kid a transgender god.

Damn is it me or is Joseph like jacked!? I’m guessing that he could bench 350lbs easy?

Very funny! The myth of virgin birth.

"I became an atheist in nursing school when I realized a woman cannot be turned into salt," my mother said dryly.

Raised Catholic, Mom attended Catholic schools through college. She was hilarious. My mother died in 2008. I miss her every day.