So my birthday was the day after Christmas and Santa failed to bring me my big breasted blond even after I texted him at least 15 times.
I have now decided that blonds are out of favor. Can I find a redhead?
LOL
Happy Holidays to all my pagan friends.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I know just how you feel. I put in an order for a guy six months ago through amazon... still hasn’t shown up.
Green_eyes
Level 8
Dec 27, 2018
3
Sorry, they told me it was a shipping error when l ended up here. I don't know who these people are that signed for me, but HELP!!! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! PLEASE!
Why are you texting Santa for a birthday present?
Never know, he may think you're a big enough boob on your own. Try asking for a small breasted woman and see if that works.
MarkiusMahamius
Level 7
Dec 27, 2018
2
Just a tip. For your first few posts it might be more appreciated by some members here to stay in context. Many people are battered and bruised from circumstances in life and overt sexist inuendo won’t help you if you are here for dating. Just sayin’
Geoffrey51
Level 8
Dec 27, 2018
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Too bad, so sad......
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Dec 27, 2018
1
Sarcasm. Are all you ladies that uptight? That's what's sad.
@PeterCorson you get what you emit.......
@AnneWimsey Must be the season. Try laughing, it's good for the soul.
@PeterCorson Try being polite, it’s even better.
@Geoffrey51. Bah! Humbug!
My modus operandi is Damned Cranky, 24/7
@AnneWimsey sorry Anne that wasn’t meant for you it was for our sexist friend!?
@Geoffrey51 s'okay, I stand by my crankiness 100%! Lol?
The reason is that it is soon to be 2019 and women are no longer described by breast size and hair colour. Oh and from this redhead...thats creepy
Amisja
Level 8
Dec 27, 2018
3
Sarcasm, my dear. Pure and unadulterated. Like me. LOL
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