HE FUCKING DROWNS...and the puppy lived happily ever after...ill be here all week folks...don't forget to tip your servers and the special tonight is two for one COLORADO MOTHERFUCKERS...and remember...don't drink and drive...

He calls Fox News to cover the story and does extensive interview while the puppy dies of hypothermia and it's because Democrats were obstructionists.

Blames it on the Democrats that the puppy is in the freezing water. It was Obama and Hilary that put him in the water.

... and then, we wake up and think, "What a bloody stupid dream that was!"

1. Trump would not be outside in freezing weather to even see the puppy.
2. I doubt Trump could "jump" in.
3. I highly doubt Trump can swim.
4. Trump would have absolutely no interest in even crossing the street, much less endangering himself, for anyone or anything else.