A clown and a prostitute walk into a bar........
You finish the joke.
The clown says to the prostitute "I'll give you 100 bucks for a quick hum job out back." The prostitute says, "Sorry, I don't do clowns." "Why not?" the clown asks. The prostitute says, "Because they taste funny."
You've been a great audience. I'll be here all week. Try the lobster. ?
The barman says "How's it going, Sugar Weasel."
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the bartender says "OMG! It's Donald and Melania!"
We have a winner. Enough said.