If someone was going to do this for me then I would probably be dead and would not care. I would hope it was someone who was good at what they do.
Dame Maggie Smith when she is irreverent and sarcastic
Tom Waits.
@Donotbelieve though Pee Wee Herman would probably be more appropriate.
Sondra Bullock. She would add some much-needed class to the story.
Definitely Benedict
I'd need more penwings first lol
@OwlInASack oh i've always thought Helena BC extremely beautiful.
Benedict has sex appeal and a wonderful voice. Sex appeal doesn't always go hand in hand with conventional good looks. Tom cruise has as much sex appeal as a mop. However Sean Penn has heaps of sex appeal.
Tom Hiddleston. Ladies this is one of the most erotic things you'll ever hear. Tom Hiddleston reciting e.e.cummings: May I touch.
I've got all his audio readings on my phone and laptop. I would fall asleep listening to him read James bond or the red necklace. Swoon
@LadyAlyxandrea oh I know exactly what you mean. HIs voice is a caress
@MsDemeanour like a silken cloud carrying you down into the warm tub with milk honey and rose petals