Those Never-Ending End Times! Part Three
As per previous installments, the following headlines have been culled from stories posted on the “Right Wing Watch” website.
*Pat Robertson: The World Is About To End. - Posted 1 September 2015
*Glenn Beck Warns That ‘God Will Take His Mighty Arm’ And Wipe America Off The Map. - Posted 4 September 2015
*Jonathan Cahn: Kim Davis, Gay Rights and Two Cows Prove God’s Wrath Is Imminent. - Posted 8 September 2015
*[Michele] Bachmann: God May Destroy America over Gay Marriage Just Like Sodom. - Posted 28 September 2015
*A Fitting End To The Values Voter Summit: God’s Judgment Is Coming and There Is No Way Out. - Posted 28 September 2015
*[Glenn] Beck: Agenda 2030 Is a Plot to Establish Global Government. - Posted 1 October 2015
*Jim Bakker: My Black Underwear Signals God’s Wrath on America. - Posted 5 October 2015
*Michele Bachmann: Carolina Flooding Is God’s Wrath for U.S. Israel Policy. - Posted 6 October 2015
*Right-Wing Pundits [Rick Wiles & Cliff Harris]: Bernie Sanders’ Popularity Is a Sign of the End Times. - Posted 21 October 2015
*[Michele] Bachmann: Convert As Many Jews As Possible Because Christ Is ‘Coming Soon’. - Posted 6 November 2015
*Anne Graham Lotz: Satan Behind Gay Marriage Decision, End Times Looming. - Posted 4 January 2016
*Jim Bakker: Ronald Reagan Told Me Armageddon’s Coming, ‘America Will Become Sodom and Gomorrah’. - Posted 20 January 2016
*Glenn Beck Readies To Read His Children ‘Left Behind’ And Move Operations To Israel In Preparation For Looming Collapse. - Posted 29 January 2016
*Michele Bachmann: Obama Seeks Global Domination as Battle of Armageddon Approaches. - Posted 1 February 2016
*Scott Lively: Acceptance of Homosexuality Is a ‘Dress Rehearsal’ for the End Times. - Posted 1 March 2016
*Rick Joyner Mathematically ‘Proves’ we’re in the End Times. - Posted 9 March 2016
*Alex Jones Finds Proof That the End Times Are Upon Us. - Posted 14 April 2016
*Kamal Saleem: Liberals, Gays, Socialists And Islamists Working Together To Destroy Civilization. - Posted 15 April 2016
*Anne Graham Lotz: LGBT Rights Helping Lead to God’s Judgment, End Times. - Posted 3 May 2016
*Kevin Swanson: President Trump Is God’s Plan for Bringing about the Destruction of America. - Posted 6 May 2016
*Jim Bakker: God Told Me ‘A Major Event’ Will Take Place In The Future. - Posted 12 May 2016
*Trump Christian Liaison: God ‘Raised Up’ Trump To Help Pave The Way For The Second Coming. - Posted 6 June 2016
*John Haller: LGBT Acceptance A Sign of ‘End Times’. - Posted 13 June 2016
*Michele Bachmann: ‘God May Have Lifted Up Trump’ to Save America. - Posted 12 July 2016
*Far-Right Pastor [Carl Gallups]: Donald Trump Will Help Us ‘Retake the Culture’. - Posted 22 July 2016
*Bryan Fischer: The NBA Is Punishing North Carolina For Refusing To ‘Take the Mark of the Beast’. - Posted 25 July 2016
*Louie Gohmert Links Homosexuality to Noah’s Flood. - Posted 11 October 2016
*Pro-Trump Pastor [Darrell Scott] Hopes Trump Will Usher in the End Times. - Posted 7 November 2016
*Jim Bakker is Excited for Donald Trump to Usher in the End Times. - Posted 29 November 2016
*End Times Pastor [Tom Horn]: Donald Trump Could Be the Messiah or His Forerunner. - Posted 12 December 2016
*Ronald Reagan, 1979: We Could See Armageddon If America Becomes Sodom and Gomorrah. - Posted 17 January 2017
*Jim Bakker: Trump’s Critics Look ‘Demon-Possessed’. - Posted 24 January 2017
*‘Donald Trump Is Probably One of the Biggest Things to Happen to End Times Bible Prophecy’ [According to End Times prophet Erika Grey]. - Posted 24 January 2017
*Rick Wiles: God Raised Up Donald Trump to Be the Samson of Our Times. - Posted 26 January 2017
*End Times Preacher [John Shorey]: Trump’s Opponents Will Crash the Economy to Hurt Trump. - Posted 27 March 2017
*Jim Bakker: People ‘Blaspheming’ Trump Are Bringing About the End Times. - Posted 4 April 2017
*[Michele] Bachmann: God Gave Us Trump as a ‘Reprieve’ From Dangerous Transgender Rights. - Posted 7 April 2017
*Joel Richardson: People Who Protest Trump Are Really Protesting God. - Posted 1 May 2017
*Jim Bakker: Trump Opponents Have Triggered The Apocalypse. - Posted 16 May 2017
*E.W. Jackson: The ‘Attempted Coup d’État’ Against Trump Is A Sign of the Last Days. - Posted 18 May 2017
*Jim Bakker: God Will Judge America If We ‘Destroy’ Trump. - Posted 30 May 2017
To be continued...
Just let me know if it's going to happen before August that way I won't buy plates for my car.
How people --- millions and millions of people --- believe this shit, I'll never understand.
It's like a great majority of humans have something seriously broken in their brains.
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Doesn't he also market some type of end days food kit?
Con man.
No better than a Carney Barker.
I felt crappy the other day, so I had myself a bread'n'butter pickle. Felt much better after that.
Whats bread and butter pickle?
@Amisja Basically no difference in taste than a sweet pickle.
@BufftonBeotch what is sweet pickle?
What is it about gays n floods?
Ironic because the rainbow was supposed to be a sign god would never flood the planet again. They must be testing god ???
If god hates gays why did he make them so FABULOUS!