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Those Never-Ending End Times! Part Three

As per previous installments, the following headlines have been culled from stories posted on the “Right Wing Watch” website.

*Pat Robertson: The World Is About To End. - Posted 1 September 2015

*Glenn Beck Warns That ‘God Will Take His Mighty Arm’ And Wipe America Off The Map. - Posted 4 September 2015

*Jonathan Cahn: Kim Davis, Gay Rights and Two Cows Prove God’s Wrath Is Imminent. - Posted 8 September 2015

*[Michele] Bachmann: God May Destroy America over Gay Marriage Just Like Sodom. - Posted 28 September 2015

*A Fitting End To The Values Voter Summit: God’s Judgment Is Coming and There Is No Way Out. - Posted 28 September 2015

*[Glenn] Beck: Agenda 2030 Is a Plot to Establish Global Government. - Posted 1 October 2015

*Jim Bakker: My Black Underwear Signals God’s Wrath on America. - Posted 5 October 2015

*Michele Bachmann: Carolina Flooding Is God’s Wrath for U.S. Israel Policy. - Posted 6 October 2015

*Right-Wing Pundits [Rick Wiles & Cliff Harris]: Bernie Sanders’ Popularity Is a Sign of the End Times. - Posted 21 October 2015

*[Michele] Bachmann: Convert As Many Jews As Possible Because Christ Is ‘Coming Soon’. - Posted 6 November 2015

*Anne Graham Lotz: Satan Behind Gay Marriage Decision, End Times Looming. - Posted 4 January 2016

*Jim Bakker: Ronald Reagan Told Me Armageddon’s Coming, ‘America Will Become Sodom and Gomorrah’. - Posted 20 January 2016

*Glenn Beck Readies To Read His Children ‘Left Behind’ And Move Operations To Israel In Preparation For Looming Collapse. - Posted 29 January 2016

*Michele Bachmann: Obama Seeks Global Domination as Battle of Armageddon Approaches. - Posted 1 February 2016

*Scott Lively: Acceptance of Homosexuality Is a ‘Dress Rehearsal’ for the End Times. - Posted 1 March 2016

*Rick Joyner Mathematically ‘Proves’ we’re in the End Times. - Posted 9 March 2016

*Alex Jones Finds Proof That the End Times Are Upon Us. - Posted 14 April 2016

*Kamal Saleem: Liberals, Gays, Socialists And Islamists Working Together To Destroy Civilization. - Posted 15 April 2016

*Anne Graham Lotz: LGBT Rights Helping Lead to God’s Judgment, End Times. - Posted 3 May 2016

*Kevin Swanson: President Trump Is God’s Plan for Bringing about the Destruction of America. - Posted 6 May 2016

*Jim Bakker: God Told Me ‘A Major Event’ Will Take Place In The Future. - Posted 12 May 2016

*Trump Christian Liaison: God ‘Raised Up’ Trump To Help Pave The Way For The Second Coming. - Posted 6 June 2016

*John Haller: LGBT Acceptance A Sign of ‘End Times’. - Posted 13 June 2016

*Michele Bachmann: ‘God May Have Lifted Up Trump’ to Save America. - Posted 12 July 2016

*Far-Right Pastor [Carl Gallups]: Donald Trump Will Help Us ‘Retake the Culture’. - Posted 22 July 2016

*Bryan Fischer: The NBA Is Punishing North Carolina For Refusing To ‘Take the Mark of the Beast’. - Posted 25 July 2016

*Louie Gohmert Links Homosexuality to Noah’s Flood. - Posted 11 October 2016

*Pro-Trump Pastor [Darrell Scott] Hopes Trump Will Usher in the End Times. - Posted 7 November 2016

*Jim Bakker is Excited for Donald Trump to Usher in the End Times. - Posted 29 November 2016

*End Times Pastor [Tom Horn]: Donald Trump Could Be the Messiah or His Forerunner. - Posted 12 December 2016

*Ronald Reagan, 1979: We Could See Armageddon If America Becomes Sodom and Gomorrah. - Posted 17 January 2017

*Jim Bakker: Trump’s Critics Look ‘Demon-Possessed’. - Posted 24 January 2017

*‘Donald Trump Is Probably One of the Biggest Things to Happen to End Times Bible Prophecy’ [According to End Times prophet Erika Grey]. - Posted 24 January 2017

*Rick Wiles: God Raised Up Donald Trump to Be the Samson of Our Times. - Posted 26 January 2017

*End Times Preacher [John Shorey]: Trump’s Opponents Will Crash the Economy to Hurt Trump. - Posted 27 March 2017

*Jim Bakker: People ‘Blaspheming’ Trump Are Bringing About the End Times. - Posted 4 April 2017

*[Michele] Bachmann: God Gave Us Trump as a ‘Reprieve’ From Dangerous Transgender Rights. - Posted 7 April 2017

*Joel Richardson: People Who Protest Trump Are Really Protesting God. - Posted 1 May 2017

*Jim Bakker: Trump Opponents Have Triggered The Apocalypse. - Posted 16 May 2017

*E.W. Jackson: The ‘Attempted Coup d’État’ Against Trump Is A Sign of the Last Days. - Posted 18 May 2017

*Jim Bakker: God Will Judge America If We ‘Destroy’ Trump. - Posted 30 May 2017

To be continued...

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Just let me know if it's going to happen before August that way I won't buy plates for my car.

@johnprytz oh I understand where you're coming from the planet is in a cosmic shooting gallery and every now and then we take a hit but it ain't because God's pissed, it's the ones that buy into this BS that I worry about.

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How people --- millions and millions of people --- believe this shit, I'll never understand.

It's like a great majority of humans have something seriously broken in their brains.

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I have been a member of my credit union since 1973. I will guarantee a safe place for you to park your money, bonds, Ira's, etc etc while you are gone! Just call me to set it up!

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When?

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Doesn't he also market some type of end days food kit?

Con man.

No better than a Carney Barker.

@johnprytz That's right. He was Pat's sidekick for awhile before he started PTL (Pass the Loot.)

@johnprytz I think all televangelists are the scum of the earth, preying on lonely old people and conning them of their meager income.
Tammy Faye seemed to become a decent person after she divorced him.

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I have read of and heard of these things over and over again my entire life. My inner reaction is always "Oh, Jesus Christ! Do intelligent people actually believe this nonsense?"

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I felt crappy the other day, so I had myself a bread'n'butter pickle. Felt much better after that.

godef Level 7 Jan 6, 2019

Whats bread and butter pickle?

@Amisja Basically no difference in taste than a sweet pickle.

@Amisja Instead of the sour edge of a regular dill pickle, it has a sweet flavor. Don't know about the UK, but you can easily find them in an American grocery store. Vlasic is my favorite brand.

@BufftonBeotch what is sweet pickle?

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Those religious "true believers" will never stop that crap. Read Leon Festinger's WHEN PROPHECY FAILS.

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What is it about gays n floods?

Ironic because the rainbow was supposed to be a sign god would never flood the planet again. They must be testing god ???

If god hates gays why did he make them so FABULOUS!

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