"She comes in colors everywhere, she combs her hair, She's Like A Rainbow"
I wish my farts were so colorful!
I once thought a good premise for a comedy routine would be what life would be like if farts were colorful. People could guess what you ate based on the color. You could pick your route through a crowd based on what you saw in the air before you smelled anything offensive.
9 months later she delivered a fuzzy baby Care Bearman named Butt Love.