What Do We Want? Another Obama Conspiracy Theory! When Do We Want It? Now!

If you were to have believed the loony tunes right-wingers (and you shouldn’t have), President Obama was going to declare Martial Law and/or start a Civil War and/or a Racial War. Of course as usual nothing of the sort happened. Of course not one loony tuner ever admitted to being wrong. They just moved on to their next unsupported conspiracy theory. Anyway, here’s what didn’t come to pass as related in “Right Wing Watch” website headlines extracted from their full-text stories.

*WND [World Net Daily] Warns of ‘Martial Law’ during Obama’s Second Term. - Posted 15 November 2012

*[Larry] Klayman Prepares for Armed Revolt; Barber Predicts ‘Second Civil War’. - Posted 14 January 2013

*Glenn Beck Sees Civil War Brewing in America. - Posted 15 January 2013

*[Glenn] Beck Provides More Insights into Obama’s Looming Civil War. - Posted 15 January 2013

*[Matt] Barber & [Mat] Staver: Obama is Pushing America toward Civil War. - Posted 17 January 2013

*Larry Pratt Agrees Race War Will Pit ‘Christian, Heterosexual White Haves’ Against ‘Black Muslim and/or Atheist…Have-Nots’. - Posted 27 February 2013

*[Glenn] Beck: Obama ‘Is Trying to Send Us into Civil War’. - Posted 27 February 2013

*[Larry] Klayman: ‘Obama and His White Slaves’ Are Inciting Race War. - Posted 5 March 2013

*Busted! WND [World Net Daily] Finds Definitive Proof Obama Seeks to Impose Martial Law. - Posted 25 March 2013

*Erik Rush: Obama Will Allow Terrorist Attacks to Declare Martial Law. - Posted 6 May 2013

*[Alan] Keyes: Obama Working with Terrorists to Introduce Martial Law. - Posted 17 May 2013

*Erik Rush: Muslim Immigrants Will Be ‘Obama’s Cutthroat Foot Soldiers’ & ‘Incite the Chaos That Will Necessitate Martial Law’. - Posted 6 June 2013

*[Erik] Rush & [Rick] Wiles: Obama’s Civil War Starting Any Day Now. - Posted 25 July 2013

*[Glenn] Beck: Obama and His Administration Are Sowing the Seeds of a Race War. - Posted 2 August 2013

*Erik Rush: Obama and Oprah Will Use ‘The Butler’ To Stoke Anti-White Violence. - Posted 15 August 2013

*[Rick] Wiles: Obama-Engineered Civil War Just Around the Corner. - Posted 30 September 2013

*Anti-Muslim Author [Michael Coffman] Thinks Obama Is Creating an Islamic Dictatorship, Fomenting Syrian-Style Civil War. - Posted 1 October 2013

*Liberty Counsel Promotes Column Suggesting Obama Is Pushing White People Out Of the Military, Bent on Martial Law. - Posted 16 October 2013

*[Jim] Garrow: Obama Is ‘Mentally Ill’ & Preparing To Implement Martial Law. - Posted 10 January 2014

*[Rick] Joyner: Civil War Inevitable Thanks to Obamacare. - Posted 6 February 2014

*Rick Wiles Asks God to ‘Deliver Us’ From Obama, Demands Military Arrest President to Prevent ‘Second Civil War’. - Posted 11 April 20104

*Larry Klayman: Obama Wants To Rename the White House ‘The Black House,’ Start a ‘Race War’. - Posted 18 August 2014

*Wayne Allyn Root: Obama Using Ferguson to Start a Race War, Declare Martial Law. - Posted 20 August 2014

*Michael Savage: Obama Wants to ‘Mow Down’ ‘White Crackers,’ ‘Fight A War Against White People’. - Posted 3 September 2014

*Paranoia-Rama: Obama Will ‘Mow Down’ White People… - Posted 5 September 2014

*WorldNetDaily Pundit: Obama Using Ebola to Put Us in FEMA Coffins, Impose Martial Law. - Posted 8 October 2014

*Tony Perkins Understands Why People Think Obama Is Spreading Ebola to Impose Martial Law. - Posted 23 October 2014

*Austin Miles: Obama Will Cancel 2016 Elections, Spark Race War. - Posted 3 November 2014

*Conservative Activist [Richard Viguerie]: Immigration Action Will Trigger ‘Civil War’. - Posted 7 November 2014

*[Glenn] Beck: Obama’s Immigration Action and Ferguson Grand Jury Decision Will Lead to a Race War. - Posted 19 November 2014

*Rep. [Mike] Kelly: Impeaching Obama Not off the Table Because He’s Dragging America into a Civil War. - Posted 19 November 2014

*Phyllis Schlafly: Obama Immigration Announcement Could Lead To Civil War. - Posted 20 November 2014

*Anti-Immigrant Activists: Obama Inciting Civil War by Making Immigration Announcement on Mexico’s Revolution Day. - Posted 20 November 2014

*Jesse Lee Peterson: Obama Launching a ‘Race War,’ Keeping Black Americans in ‘Bondage’. - Posted 17 December 2014

*Stewart Rhodes: Government Using Ferguson Riots, Ebola & Immigration to ‘Spark a Race War’. - Posted 4 February 2015

*Richard Land: Obama Pushing America into Civil War. - Posted 19 February 2015

*[Michael] Savage: Obama Will Arm the Crips and Bloods in the Coming Race War. - Posted 5 May 2015

*WND [World Net Daily] Pundit: Obama Sparked Baltimore Riots to Cancel 2016 Election, Declare Martial Law. - Posted 6 May 2015

*Paranoia-Rama: Obama Launches Race War… - Posted 8 May 2015

*Michael Savage Explodes: ‘Satan’ Obama Acts Like Charles Manson, Wants Race War. - Posted 20 May 2015

*Michael Savage: Stop Obama ‘Before He Kills All of Us’. - Posted 21 May 2015

*Larry Pratt: Obama Follows in Hitler’s Footsteps, Creating a Race War to Take Away Our Guns. - Posted 26 May 2015

*Alex Jones: Caitlyn Jenner Distracting Us from Obama Civil War. - Posted 3 June 2015

*Michael Savage: Obama Inciting Race War, ‘May As Well Be Charles Manson’. - Posted 23 June 2015

*Rick Wiles: Obama Using Gay Marriage to Impose Martial Law. - Posted 6 July 2015

*Ben Carson: Obama’s Charleston Remarks Part of Effort to ‘Destroy’ Society with ‘Race Wars’. - Posted 6 July 2015

*‘The Civil War Was Peanuts Compared to What We’re Going to See’. - Posted 23 July 2015

*Oath Keepers, Preparing For Obama-Provoked Race War, Say They’ll Arm Ferguson Protesters. What? - Posted 18 August 2015

*Brigitte Gabriel: Refugee Crisis Part of Obama’s ‘Plan’ to ‘Intermingle America’. - Posted 23 September 2015

*Rick Wiles: Obama Cried At Gun Violence Press Conference Because ‘He’s So Happy’ To Be Starting a Civil War. - Posted 6 January 2016

*Right-Wing Activists Suggest Obama Killed [Supreme Court Justice] Scalia to Impose Martial Law. - Posted 22 February 2016

*[James David] Manning: Obama Will Stay In Power by Stoking Race War. - Posted 3 June 2016

*Jesse Lee Peterson: We’re ‘Headed for a Race War’ And It’s Obama’s Fault. - Posted 12 July 2016

*Rick Wiles: Barack Obama Is Personally ‘Orchestrating the Revolt Across This Nation’. - Posted 28 September 2017