Three prominent Surgeons are discussing their career best at a dinner.
The first, from England, says," Years ago I grafted the legs of a gazelle onto a human body and now he's called Beckham."
The second, an Australian, says, " I worked in Sports Medicine for years and combined the DNA of Arnie, the Terminator with a humble Belgian peasant and now he's Minister of Finance."
The third, an American, says, " Well I've been working in Brain Surgery for decades now and I've successfully removed a human brain and grafted in that of a Howler Monkey, he's now the American President. Can anyone better me on that one?"