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Anyone know any good jokes? Or is everyone grumpy today? lol.

Cutiebeauty 9 Jan 27
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Level 7

There are two parrots on a perch. One says, 'Can you smell fish?'

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Level 7

Hitler to the Jewish: "He who wins a race against Hans will be freed!!!" The Jewish start cheering. Hitler :"Hans, bring the motorbike!!!" (only for sadistic people)

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Level 6

What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra?

He gets taller.

Great one!
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Level 8

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One and its not funny!

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Level 4

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

Haha

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Level 9

What did one crow say the the other?

Bred any good rooks lately?

Astrochuck thanks so mooch for getting the joke. This joke and a bumpersticker I have that says "Eschew Obfuscation" are kind of rolling mental status tests I have
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Level 6

Why do witches not wear underpants?

It helps them grip their broomsticks.

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Level 8

What do they play craps with in heaven?

A paradise.

Lol

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Level 9

I don't know any good jokes off the top of my head. I'm not grumpy. It's my birthday.

Happy Birthday! ????

Happy bird day to you.
Happy bird day to you.
tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet
Happy bird day to you! 🙂

Many happy returns
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Level 8

Sometimes my girlfriend wakes up grumpy, but this morning she let me sleep in.

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Level 8

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

No idea....

@Cutiebeauty Just 2... but I want to know how they got in there?

@Wildflower haha

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Level 7

I'm cold and cranky. Also Hungary. Let me eat and I'll see if I get to remember a good joke.

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Level 8

What's invisible and smells like carrots. Bunny farts.

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Level 9

I do but I have a cold..sooo..grumpy.

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Level 8

Feeling grumpy, a bit sad and a lot old.

The seven dwarves and Snowwhite were in the bath feeling grumpy.

But Grumpy got out.

@Fernapple eeeuuww
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Level 9

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

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