Just don't bump into He Who Walks Behind the Rows. I think that was in Nebraska, anyway.
Sounds like Tennessee (and the rest of the Bible-Belt South). Ugh.
I was gonna say, never visit the South then lol. Churches on every street corner.
@Xuande I prefer Seattle, with a Starbucks on every corner.
@BestWithoutGods As much as I love coffee, never warm enough and always raining doesn't sound super appealing either lol