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May we take a break from all the atheist stuff for a second...
Let’s have fun...
Comment your favorite cheesy jokes:

#community #Atheist #comedy #humor #joke
WeaZ 7 Feb 6
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Level 4

What is long, brown, and sticky?

A stick.

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Level 5

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Level 8

Two smartly dressed men knocked on my door and handed me a leaflet. As they walked away I shouted but the pages are blank, there's nothing there. That's right they replied, We're atheists.

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Level 8

A man is laying in his death bed. The only others present are a priest, and an undertaker.
Priest: "Do you have any last words my son?"
Dying Man: "I'm dieing"
Priest: "Yes?"
Dying Man: "I'm dieing"
Priest: "We know that! What did you want to say?"
Dying Man: "I'm dieing just like Jesus!"
Priest: "But that's blasphemy my son! What do you mean you're dieing like Jesus?"
Dying Man: "I'm dieing"
Priest: "Yes?"
Dying Man: "Between two thieves!"

That's a winner.
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Level 6

I don't need a break from "atheist stuff."

Thank you! And the "highball joke is my favorite.
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Level 5

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks....

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Level 7

Why do women have legs??

have you seen the trail a slug makes?

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Level 9

Mixed joke: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witnesse with an Unitarian?
Someone who knocks on doors for no reason at all.

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Level 7

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me.

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Level 4

Donald Trump

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Level 9

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!"

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Level 10

Don’t you mean “cheesy”?

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Level 8

Bear and bunny rabbit are sitting on log, taking a dump.
Bear says to bunny rabbit: "Does your pooh stick to your fur too, when taking a dump?"
Bunny Rabbit: "Oh no! Us Bunnies don't have that problem!"
Bear: "Really? Great!" ( picks up bunny, and wipes butt with him).

Love that joke. Eddie Murphy said that in Delirious!
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Level 7

Sure!
Tell me what this is!
I’ll give you the answer later.

A representation of the golden ratio that god altered with exterior genitalia.

@Beowulfsfriend
No!
It’s a shitty way to spend Easter!
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