Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming.
Sargeant at ARMS!
If you do not have time to beat this man thoroughly about the head & shoulders, please arrange for a detail of angry church wives to beat him. ?
How about I just beat myself off?
What are you talking about? Time is delicious. I always ask for a second.
Bada bing.
Oh, clock. Don't eat a clock. At first I thought it said...
Right. Clock. Got it. Never mind...
I don't eat roosters either. I'm a vegetarian.
@BestWithoutGods Then you'll never know the pleasure of nibbling a tasty wiener.
I was a vegetarian and wanted to quit. I decided to go cold turkey.
@RedneckProfessor you got some kinda beef with me?
@RedneckProfessor nah, I got no steak in this fight.
@RedneckProfessor I'm bacon ya to stop!
@RedneckProfessor oh now you're just trying to spice things up. You seem quite sage.
@RedneckProfessor you put me in a bit of a pickle. I'm trying to ketchup to you with these puns.
@RedneckProfessor orange you having fun?
@RedneckProfessor oh, I am toast. You are butchering me.
@RedneckProfessor cool beans! Truce.
It might be easier to eat a clock if you apply the right herbs & spices. Ever heard of parsley, sage, rosemary and time?
Groan
Right. If you eat a clock you would probably get such a bellyache that it would cause you to groan.
@BestWithoutGods extremeeyesroll
What if it's a Strawberry Alarm Clock?
They might enjoy getting eaten by a Wildflower.