Too true...that’s why I never went looking for another husband!
I remember once when I was young and daft, having a bit of repartee with a rather large girl. She came out with the" you couldn't afford me" comment and I replied with "yes beef is expensive these days." I can't remember much after that and my face hurt next day.
That's something Kathryn Hepburn would have said! ?
I love wine and whiskey. I might not be able to afford her as wine, but I can order just a glass. I might not know how to handle her as whiskey but surely I will enjoy it!