Your Attention please,
In a bulletin just come to hand the C.I.A. ( Cheese Investment Authority and the I.C.I ( International Cheese Insurers), have stated the following,
After investigating de Brie from the recent Cheese Factory Explosion we have determined that this was the work of Parmetisan/FETA group who have been battling away for years to regain entry for all Cheeses to the Garden of Edam.
We are earnestly seeking the whereabouts of their Leader, one Cheeses Crust and his 12 Cheddar Sticks followers for questioning on this matter.