How do you tell when a violist is standing on level ground?
The drool is coming out of both side of his mouth, evenly!
Announcer: Tonights guest of honour Doctor Sigmund Freud, Herr Doctor Freud is acompanied by his mutter.
Mrs. Freud: Sigmund Don't pick your nose (Slaps his ear)
Freud: Oh Mum please, not in front of my friends!
Young Einstein (1988 )