I don't detect a single bit of cynicism or snark there, good job!

Lololol...nailed it!

I'm still going to live with expectations. I'll just continue to ignore reality

You need to lower your expectations, lol.

That cake is my favorite. I'm not sure I could eat that cake even if I had just smoked a bunch of weed. Okay I lied. If the weed is good enough, I could eat the picture of that cake!

Lets not forget the Elsa cake.

“Expectations are like fine pottery. The harder you hold them, the more likely they are to crack.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
― Bill Watterson
“If you expect nothing from somebody (or something) you are never disappointed.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

well you pretty people can thank me and my ugly friends for making you look better and smell better and dress better. now if you'd hold up your end of the bargain by not being a bunch of aholes about it we'll continue about our day. ugly people's feelings matter too.