Think of your favorite movie star, now lets suppose, you were at a nightclub, and he/she were there. You struck up a conversation, and one thing lead to another, and you left together. In the course of the night you told her/him how you have fantasized about her/him. She/him said for 500 dollars you could make love to me, would you?
I do not sleep with strangers. I definitely never pay for sex. This sounds like Your pathetic fantasy, please keep it to yourself!
All in one night? Not likely. Nope - it happens naturally over time or not at all. Any performer I could possibly fantasize about surely wouldn't charge me in my fantasy. My imagination would be way better than reality for sure. I'm sure that any star could do way better than me.
No, my performance would be abysmal and I have better use for $500.
Nah. Oscar Wilde had some good lines on similar situations.