Why I should never be a doctor:
"You can't jump to the left
Or step to the riiiiiight
Put your hand on that hip
Don't bend your knees too tiiiiiight
Cause your pelvis is cruuuuuuushed and really driving you insayayayayne...
You won't do the time warp agaaaaain!!!"
Oh, I can still do the Time Warp, except for the part about getting up from the floor.....