With all of her really excellent posts in the "Food Glorious Food" group, and suspecting she has some firery Italian heritage, I immediately thought of @cutiebeauty and her man, Frankie.
Frankie might want to take note of this survival skill:
Well, that oughta reset any points you've earned with women.
I've not been subjected to cyber abuse in over a week. I'm due.
@bigpawbullets deservedly so, it would seem. Have fun with it.