Play on swings, slides, teeter-totters, and merry-go-rounds, in public parks, or school yards.
Oh, damn....
I've been known to do that. Also climb trees
Later in the evening when kids aren't around and on a romantic stroll with someone this can be nice.
Believe you have an imaginary friend.
Super Creepy and I see it all the time, usually around churches and the like.
Gleefully run naked through sprinklers in the front yard.
What's wrong with this one?
@flithyMONKEYmen, @mzbehavin, @oldFloyd
After running through sprinklers, we danced around naked, shaking our wet bodies like dogs.
I picture a grown man's penis flapping around.
A fond memory I have is spending the night at furnace springs in Death Valley NP the night of the 4th of July and running through the sprinklers that evening naked. We were the only folks crazy enough to camp at that time of year. I wonder if my ex and my son remember that?
@LiterateHiker okay there are drawbacks to the idea but the upper end might be bouncing around a little bit to
Give hugs with your face buried in the other person's crotch
Play with My Little Ponies (without a child playing along with you)
@flithyMONKEYmen no, just put them in a case or on a shelf where they can be looked at but never touched.
@flithyMONKEYmen on second thought, itβs still creepy. Yea, maybe you SHOULD give them up...
Go to the bathroom together.
@altschmerz youβve never bathed with a partner? Itβs fun!
@Cassiopeia But before sex in the bath, put down lots and lots of towels.
Nursing at a woman's breast. However, this could also fall under the category of scoring -- it depends on the circumstances. If it's your wife or girlfriend, okay, if that's your thing but if it's your mom...
AAAUUGGHHH!!!
Break out in song and dance in public.
But, but, I was led to believe that this is completely normal behavior no matter your age. Dammit, Julie Andrews!!!
Totally guilty of that one. Frequently. Don't care. It's fun.
@Leeshi Oh my, God, that's funny.... because it's true!
Yes, I have broken out in "The hills are alive...." while hiking the mountains. Damn you, Julie!
I think with me that's more down to my changing tastes in music. Bopping out and singing 'ABC' by the Jackson 5 at the local shops when I was six is cute. Randomly screaming the lyrics to 'Hammer Smashed Face' by Cannibal Corpse and frantically moshing at 47? Less so.
@Meili I think you can get therapy for that. Now repeat to yourself, "The hill do not sing, the hills do not sing, the hills ........"
@Savage The hills do not..... do not...... do not......
Ah, shit.
Scrawl a note to someone you love in messed up capital letters and sign it with an outline drawing of your hand
Writing a love letter stating, "I love you. Do you love me? _Yes, or _No
My 22 month old a few months ago in a Fred Meyer parking lot, after an older lady whoβd been fawning over him said goodbye: βDiiiiieeeee! dieeee! Dieeee!β As she walked away. -.-
Yes, that would be creepy from an adult. It's kind of creepy from a kid.....
Have a crush on a 13 year-old.
Indeed.
Cry in public.
@altschmerz I've played enough horror games to know that crying can be very creepy.
I did it today!!!
@altschmerz oh no. thank you. I cried of hapinnes
I cried once in public. I forgot my meds.
While grocery shopping, turn to the person next to you and ask loudly, "why are they so fat?"
Little boys will sometimes pull down their pants in a public place so they can pee on bushes, but this is not advisable for grown men.
depends how pissed you are
announce your really big poo-poo.
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You apparently don't hang around the caliber of men I do.
@Meili i hang around the man i love, who unfortunately has alzheimer's, but even he would not announce a really big poo-poo.
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@genessa I not only get the announcement but color and texture as well.
@Meili attention to detail is a good trait....
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