Name something that’s perfectly normal to do as a child but super creepy to do as an adult...
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KKGator
Level 9
Apr 16, 2019
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Super Creepy and I see it all the time, usually around churches and the like.
Gleefully run naked through sprinklers in the front yard.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
Apr 16, 2019
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What's wrong with this one?
@flithyMONKEYmen, @mzbehavin, @oldFloyd
After running through sprinklers, we danced around naked, shaking our wet bodies like dogs.
I picture a grown man's penis flapping around.
A fond memory I have is spending the night at furnace springs in Death Valley NP the night of the 4th of July and running through the sprinklers that evening naked. We were the only folks crazy enough to camp at that time of year. I wonder if my ex and my son remember that?
@LiterateHiker okay there are drawbacks to the idea but the upper end might be bouncing around a little bit to
Give hugs with your face buried in the other person's crotch
Biosteelman
Level 7
Apr 16, 2019
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Play with My Little Ponies (without a child playing along with you)
Leeshi
Level 7
Apr 16, 2019
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@flithyMONKEYmen no, just put them in a case or on a shelf where they can be looked at but never touched.
@flithyMONKEYmen on second thought, it’s still creepy. Yea, maybe you SHOULD give them up...
Go to the bathroom together.
Carin
Level 8
Apr 16, 2019
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@altschmerz you’ve never bathed with a partner? It’s fun!
@Cassiopeia But before sex in the bath, put down lots and lots of towels.
Nursing at a woman's breast. However, this could also fall under the category of scoring -- it depends on the circumstances. If it's your wife or girlfriend, okay, if that's your thing but if it's your mom...
AAAUUGGHHH!!!
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Apr 16, 2019
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Break out in song and dance in public.
UpsideDownAgain
Level 7
Apr 16, 2019
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But, but, I was led to believe that this is completely normal behavior no matter your age. Dammit, Julie Andrews!!!
Totally guilty of that one. Frequently. Don't care. It's fun.
@Leeshi Oh my, God, that's funny.... because it's true!
Yes, I have broken out in "The hills are alive...." while hiking the mountains. Damn you, Julie!
I think with me that's more down to my changing tastes in music. Bopping out and singing 'ABC' by the Jackson 5 at the local shops when I was six is cute. Randomly screaming the lyrics to 'Hammer Smashed Face' by Cannibal Corpse and frantically moshing at 47? Less so.
@Meili I think you can get therapy for that. Now repeat to yourself, "The hill do not sing, the hills do not sing, the hills ........"
@Savage The hills do not..... do not...... do not......
Ah, shit.
Scrawl a note to someone you love in messed up capital letters and sign it with an outline drawing of your hand
Count_Viceroy
Level 7
Apr 16, 2019
2
Writing a love letter stating, "I love you. Do you love me? _Yes, or _No
My 22 month old a few months ago in a Fred Meyer parking lot, after an older lady who’d been fawning over him said goodbye: “Diiiiieeeee! dieeee! Dieeee!” As she walked away. -.-
FreethoughtKaty
Level 7
Apr 17, 2019
3
Yes, that would be creepy from an adult. It's kind of creepy from a kid.....
Have a crush on a 13 year-old.
Piratefish
Level 7
Apr 16, 2019
2
Indeed.
Cry in public.
Kynlei
Level 8
Apr 16, 2019
1
@altschmerz I've played enough horror games to know that crying can be very creepy.
I did it today!!! 
@altschmerz oh no. thank you. I cried of hapinnes
I cried once in public. I forgot my meds.
While grocery shopping, turn to the person next to you and ask loudly, "why are they so fat?"
UpsideDownAgain
Level 7
Apr 16, 2019
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Little boys will sometimes pull down their pants in a public place so they can pee on bushes, but this is not advisable for grown men.
ATDayHiker
Level 7
Apr 16, 2019
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depends how pissed you are
announce your really big poo-poo.
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genessa
Level 8
Apr 16, 2019
2
You apparently don't hang around the caliber of men I do.
@Meili i hang around the man i love, who unfortunately has alzheimer's, but even he would not announce a really big poo-poo.
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@genessa I not only get the announcement but color and texture as well.
@Meili attention to detail is a good trait....
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