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I'm in my kitchen making toast, and I butter up that toast... I pour a tall glass of cold milk, to go along with the toast, too.

Then, as I make my way to the couch from the kitchen, with my plate of buttery toast and cold milk, I trip on the loose carpet and spill....

There is no god.

frisbee212 5 Apr 20
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I agree....but, the gawd of the house could take a moment to tack or hot-glue that bit of carpeting down. I hear 3 months in traction is not fun.......

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Level 9

God is on vacation... Satan is in charge until god returns... Patience 😂😂

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Level 8

This is of course based on the fallacy that you're entitled to not have that happen and that the function of any god that did exist would back that entitlement.

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Level 9

Just your big feet. Go back to the kitchen and do it all again and this time sprinkle some sugar on the toast and all will be fine.

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