There would be no this.

Nothing. If I were god that situation wouldn't exist to begin with. In fact, creating it would never, ever, even have crossed my all knowing conciousness.

If I were the same god you're thinking...I would send them a preacher man or a priest to tell them the beatitudes and let them know that in heaven they'll be happy, then tell their mothers to avoid ANY kind of birth control!

retire or shoot myself, or even better, send my only son to take all the blame !

I would make it rain Twinkies.

This photo's proof for me that god doesn't exist!

Feeding the 5000 must have been a one-off.

No god, just wicked people who allow this to continue

Probably shoot them a text or something letting them know I haven't forgotten them and that they have been placed on my wait list at # 1,000,000,000,000 .

P R A Y E R S T O A NS W E R:

1. Help the Patriots win a super bowl
2. Help rich white people find their car keys.
3. Help American college kids pass their finals.
   etc. etc. etc.

This is always heartbreaking to see.

A god who saw this would do nothing, only if he lacked the power to do anything about it, or cared not to.

No point worshipping either one of those.