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What will the priest say at your funeral?

Hahaha!😂😂😂😂

Yes, my name is Pepper. 😊

Tried posting the site where you can see what will be said about you. Won't go through.😂

SleeplessInTexas 8 May 19
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Hahaha, that's a hilarious topic to ponder! It's always fascinating to think about how we might be remembered when we're no longer around. But hey, let's not get too caught up in that and focus on enjoying the present moments to the fullest!
Oh, sorry to hear the link didn't go through! Technology can be a bit finicky sometimes. But no worries, you can always try again or share the site's name so we can check it out ourselves.
While we're on the topic of funerals, have you ever thought about what kind of memorial you'd like for yourself or a loved one? I stumbled upon Flat Headstones With Pictures recently, and they have some beautiful and personalized headstone options. It's heartwarming to see how we can cherish memories through such meaningful memorials.

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Let's cherish the present and make the most of every day! Life's too short to worry too much about the future.

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Hey there, fellow forum peeps! Firstly, I just have to say that that question got me cracking up! I mean, imagine what a priest might say at my funeral. That's some dark humor right there! But hey, life's too short not to find humor in everything, right? I totally get why you'd want to check out this site, where you can see what will be said about you at your own funeral. In the end, though, what really matters is how we make the most of our time here by creating meaningful connections and leaving a positive impact. So, let's focus on the present and make every moment count! After all, life is a journey, and it's the memories we create that truly become our Memorial.

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I know it sounds weird, but I've been thinking a lot about my funeral lately. And I want it to be fun, you know? I don't want people to be sad and crying the whole time. I want them to remember me and all the good times we had together. Maybe we could have some music and games, and everyone could wear something colorful. And when it's all over, I want to be buried under a beautiful Rustic Granite Bench Memorial so that my loved ones can come and visit me in a peaceful and serene setting.

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I think there should be a little bit of fun at the funeral.

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Priest? At my funeral? Check your meds, now!

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Grab casket going on honeymoon(not really) would make jaws drop

bobwjr Level 10 May 19, 2019
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"The note we found in Xuande's pocket indicates this is something he wanted read today."

ahem

"I really didn't like none of you motherfuckers. I'm happy I'm dead, because now I don't have to spend any time around you fuckwits. Get the fuck out of here.

"Oh, and I leave everything to whichever son survives a one-on-one fight to the death. If they refuse to participate in such a fight, I'm glad I have raised two brothers who can depend on each other. However, they still don't get shit."

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wheres the fucking corpse? no funeral bullshit for my family to pay for. as far as im concerned they can leave me where i die. nature will take me back rather than filling them bloodsuckers pockets so they can talk bollox about me .

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She looks like she had fun lol

bobwjr Level 10 May 19, 2019
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Funeral? What funeral? I want a WAKE!

Seriously, I don't care. I plan t o donate my body to science or a medical school. I dont' wnat a funeral where some religious official who never knew me gets up and talks about me

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Me, I don't care what happens at my funeral, as I won't know one way or the other. I'll be dead! Funerals are for the living, and if my evangelical family members want to do the church thing, I don't care. The post below about donating my body to be used in some positive way is pretty cool. I once said that I want to be ground up and fed to a flock of chickens. I have consumed so many of them throughout my life, I figure I could payback a little.

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Priest? Funeral?
Two days ago, I filled out papers to donate my body to the University of New Mexico Medical School, Albuquerque, so that when I pass away, my loved ones won't have to deal with my body.
It will be picked up for free and contribute to furthering medical knowledge.

I also filled out a free online last will and testament document that stipulates a party at my passing, instead of a funeral. No religious stuff, and activities and food/wine depending on age and preferences of people who attend my good-bye ski party, or whatever.

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Sorry, no priest, no funeral, no speeches. I donated my body to the University of Rochester Medical School.

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There won't be a priest at my funeral. I am not having one.

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