Ok,,, if I start an atheist "church",,, how many of you will join? No tithes, no ties, no Gods, and no spaghetti monsters ... i do get to wear a robe and one of those awesome Pope hats! Darwin, Dawkins, and Hitchens are Saints!
not me. why would i? what would be its purpose? i do not need to join a group that tells me how to believe OR how not to believe. btw, i don't miss churchy rituals because i was raised in a secular jewish family. robes and saints and all that neither hearken back to nor mock anything in my background. it would be annoyingly like a christian thingy.
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"A gathering" of like-minded people would be nice. Just a place to hang out. No pseudo intellectuals or other bullsh*t
In early books adopted into the bible the word Jesus used for church was the Greek word “ekklēsia”. The same word is used for when a gathering of citizens are called from their homes into a public place for an assembly.
If you are thinking of some sort of assembly / party / meeting of like minded agnostics I'm in ... but if you plan some sort of organisation with leader, heirarchy, rules and codes - not for me. I follow no god, no person, no rules but my own.(generally aligned to polite society)
I really think that a lot of people who go to church do so for the community and social aspects. So we just the those and ditch church and religion.
What about 72 virgins? Are some virgins involved? Lol
Hahaha! 71 virgins and a slut! Someone has to teach the virgins!
@Coffeeman good point!
@Coffeeman "Slut" Naughty word. How about "One lady who makes poor personal decisions"?
@rainmaker-47 yeah but that bad personal decision might have been to buy a car she can't afford! We need somebody to teach these 71 young ladies how to fuck!
Too fun!
Oh, now that's just tooo funny!
To those who responded negatively to the above idea: You should realize how much organized religion has fucked up humanity. It's got to go. The church has fucked everything up, replacing organized daily life with slavery, prejudice, misogyny, war, child abuse, mistrust of science, elitism, and on and on.
Here's how outlandish the culture has become under its influence: There's a day honoring the memory of one of history's most murderous, cruel and sadistic individuals. In an authoritarian church the truth means nothing. Christopher Columbus's favorite saint was St. Dominic, the founder of the Spanish Inquisition. The saint was won't to visit burning pyres of sacrificed "heretics" and read them various Biblical texts as they sizzled like marshmallows. Columbus was sending back pure gold back to Spain by the galleon-full. And this country had a holiday in his honor.
Today both of these religious assholes have countries actually named after them: Columbia and the Dominican Republic.
What no hookers lol
Hell yeah we'll have hookers! The kind that work for nothing!
I LOVE that you get my sense of humor!
I would consider attending as a social gathering, perhaps with a meal included, in order to meet some like-minded people in my area, but I would immediately leave at a sermon of any type.
Try the First Church of Atheism:
Thank you superman!
Already one up and running. Why not join and set up a local branch?
I wish there was a "Church" devoted to science and stem education that was both scientific and agnostic that I could join and raise my son in.