Ok,,, if I start an atheist "church",,, how many of you will join? No tithes, no ties, no Gods, and no spaghetti monsters ... i do get to wear a robe and one of those awesome Pope hats! Darwin, Dawkins, and Hitchens are Saints!
Absolutely I would attend, especially if refreshments were served.
Right on! We are going to drink beer out of our pope hats!
I had the same idea in hippee days. The cultures of the world's communities certainly need reform. Religion has made many sick. Your list of saints is spot on. I would include more scientists of history though, not just today's. Darwin's friend and defender Aldous Thomas Henry Huxley.(Darwin's Bulldog), JBS Haldane, the Carl Sagan of his day, and of course Carl Sagan. Another good candidate is Thales of Ionia, the Farther of the Scientific Method -- he encouraged his students to write down the results of their experiments so they could refute the followers of Greek myths.
Here's the most important contribution your church could make: Make 1859 the first year of the New Era.
That's great! We are living in the year 157!
I’m good thanks.
You are good! But the grand nothingness is great! Worship it or well,,, nothing happens...
No, thank you.
No?! How are you going to explain this to Satan?! He's gonna be pissed!
not me. why would i? what would be its purpose? i do not need to join a group that tells me how to believe OR how not to believe. btw, i don't miss churchy rituals because i was raised in a secular jewish family. robes and saints and all that neither hearken back to nor mock anything in my background. it would be annoyingly like a christian thingy.
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Hmm ... atheist church. That's rich. No thanks.