My daughter, like me, is agnostic. Her boyfriend recently told me, "That's why they call it faith!" when they visited me last week and the subject of who wrote the bible came up! I love making christi-trons think about their own belief system!

You don't understand it.

Your belief is just as irrational and unsupported by any more evidence than mine, so go on prove there is no god.

The greatest thing the devil did is making you think he doesnt exist.

Why argue in the first place? Hopefully I’m Secure enough in my stance that when i visit with anyone they leave presently have to question their own beliefs. I stay focused on the similarities and engage them to view other perceptive. So it’s not me who changes their minds I just watch as they widen their venue. From time to time I visit with the terrified who’s need to be right is embedded in survival mould. It’s because their not secure in their beliefs and will fight to the bitter end to prove that they are. I don’t need to go there, so I listen because that’s what they need. When your old you wanna fight less.

My favorite is "fuck you". When I push them to that, I know they are done.

I feel sorry for you that you won't be joining the rest of the family in heaven...

"You really do Believe in God,,, you just want to sin! "

"The enemy will twist words and sow the seeds of doubt, as they will speak with the tongue of the devil".
In my work, I support a service user to church about twice a month. They encourage me to take Christ into my heart, but so far they have failed to tempt me. The guest preacher on Sunday was very entertaining and spoke well, even if he identified the likes of me as the enemy. Each part of his argument strengthened my atheism.
The thing with the one true God, is there are so many of them!

You'll be sorry when you're dead.

Scientists say" people came from monkeys"," why are there still monkeys today?"

Pretty much, anything they damn well please. But it would be interesting to find out what no.1 answer would be.

You better get right with your maker or else!

Motherfucker

That's what "they" want you to think

You're going to hell

"How can you have hope and joy when not believing in god?"

"When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure they aren't doing the same thing"

I’lL pray for you that you get a better understanding of truth?
This puts them in the power position, (and they feel that they are on God’s side).

"Well, I just think that satan is confusing you."
This one was thrown at me for calling Pat Robertson an asshole, after I argued, in short, that he has an obligation to be a decent human being. Not even joking.

Tots and Pears....

"Where do you think you'll go, when you die?"

"I can't wait to see you burning eternally in a lake of fire so I can't point and scream, 'I told you so!!'"

how can you say the world is millions of years old were you there?

"Why did you abandon your God?"

I had a manager actually ask me that.