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Richard Dawkins called me today to congratulate me on becoming Level 6!!!
He told me a few things like, "when you reach Level 7, you get a call from Christopher Hitchens!" "How is that even possible", I asked? "Trust me", he said! "This site has connections!" He said, "at Level 8, you get a call from Satan, and at Level 9 you get a call from God!" "We are sworn to secrecy because "God is mysterious!" It is only at Level 10 that you get a call from God's God, who it turns out is actually Hanumon the Hindu 🐵 Monkey God!" Darwin was right! God did come from monkeys!

Coffeeman 7 July 7
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Speaking of our Atheist-in-Chief...I keep this on my desktop and read it often....

That's great! Very profound!

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Hey! All I got was a pen & a Tee.........

When do I get a pen and Tee?! That's awesome! I'd trade that for a phone call with God Anyday!

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Cant wait . Sounds exciting

Wait Hitch didn't call you?

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