And hear me talking to my Chihuahua? Common Maria, let's go pee. Do you have to pee Maria? Are you hungry Maria? Let's go outside. Godammit, why did you pee on the floor Maria? Better not poop up here.

I like it when people listen in
£2500!! I'll kill him myself before I pay that much (to best man over coffee)
OW MUCH!!! hope you are amazing (to friends wife when he was getting coffees)

I like to shock people a little

I was stunned too! Who'd have thought a microphone hooked up to the internet would be used to listen to people?

Ours would be so bored...
'What do you want for tea?'
'If yer going in the kitchen stick the kettle on'.
'Lets have an early night'.