How about some geebush jeehobah ghostholes crucifixion jokes like LIFE OF BRIAN always look on the bright side of life???
This scene is actually specifically prohibited by the US CONSTITUTION....drawing&quartering = " cruel & unusual punishment "
Ah, the good old days! So much more fun than the screen time and violent movies we have today! (SARCASM ALERT!!)
Whoever gets the largest piece is granted one wish.