I just realized I'm too old to be too young to die.
This is hilarious to me ! I agree
Last May , my basketball kids asked y I don't do any thrill rides , water slides , etc ( they were looking for a reward trip at end of season !). I said my usual reply ( I say that for too many things the last 30 yrs ), " Bcz I am too young and too pretty to die ".
And one of the big mouths said ," coach , not really . Sorry "
Little f r!! if he comes back in November I am gonna sit his ass at the bench forever !!! ( nah , he is an honest egg and a good athlet ♥️) . But man ! Ughh .
You are too pretty to die, for sure.