Can some of you agnostic women please help me i am sexually deprived I just want to have sex again before I die
Try Facebook. I understand there are millions of non-discriminating fuckers over there!
I know a girl who met a guy on fb in May, met 3 or 4 weekends in June & July, then ran off on 8/9 & married him 8/11.
Evidently, there is "romance" to be had on fb.
@SallyInStitches Hmmmm. Well, good luck to her with that one!
Cool man, you have principles. I bet if a sexy, voluptuous believer tries to seduce you, you will just tell her to get lost: "Sorry honey, I am only into agnosticks!"
I'm very sorry to learn that you're struggling to the extent that you felt the need to post this. It's worth a try and there may be women out there who feel the same.
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Great reason to convert to atheism
Acting desperate is not a good opening look. Just sayin'.
Also, the heart of the Bible belt isn't a good place for increasing your chances of getting laid. Time to take a vacation to somewhere the women actually like men and enjoy sex. Might I suggest Costa Rica.
Well, I am an agnostic atheist; but I don't sleep with just anyone, sorry.
Yeah, but this guy's not just anyone. By introducing himself here, he's rendered your arguments useless. You might as well start doing his laundry too. <ducking>