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Can some of you agnostic women please help me i am sexually deprived I just want to have sex again before I die

#agnostic #sex #married #charitybang #desperate #Horny
DavidClark 4 Aug 27
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Level 8

"Life can then little else supply, but a few good fucks, and then you die"--(John Wilkes)

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Level 8

Try Facebook. I understand there are millions of non-discriminating fuckers over there!

I know a girl who met a guy on fb in May, met 3 or 4 weekends in June & July, then ran off on 8/9 & married him 8/11.

Evidently, there is "romance" to be had on fb.

@SallyInStitches Hmmmm. Well, good luck to her with that one!
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Level 9

Dude .

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Level 8

Cool man, you have principles. I bet if a sexy, voluptuous believer tries to seduce you, you will just tell her to get lost: "Sorry honey, I am only into agnosticks!"

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Level 8

I'm very sorry to learn that you're struggling to the extent that you felt the need to post this. It's worth a try and there may be women out there who feel the same.

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Level 7

You are having some great opening posts. Congratulations! You will be covered by horny women in no time!

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Level 8

This is a joke. right ?

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Level 8

However you get an orgasm, it feels good. And DIY, besides being fast, can be more frequent than any other way.
So it’s not orgasms you’re wanting; it’s something else.

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Level 7

Great reason to convert to atheism

Not really. I've known some pretty randy, married Christian women. ....... and what about the priesthood's pranks with their parishioners, not to mention the odd quire of choir boys?

@Petter whoosh
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Level 10

Sex professional

bobwjr Level 10 Aug 27, 2019
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Level 8

Some? Greedy much?

1of5 Level 8 Aug 27, 2019
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Level 8

LOL! This won't work. But you gave it the old college try.

Translation:- "My wife does understand me. That's why I'm looking for a sucker."
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Level 7

Acting desperate is not a good opening look. Just sayin'.

Also, the heart of the Bible belt isn't a good place for increasing your chances of getting laid. Time to take a vacation to somewhere the women actually like men and enjoy sex. Might I suggest Costa Rica.

@NoPlanetB

Sure they do. But they're busy gettin' busy with their own relatives. Gotta keep it in the family, ya know.
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Level 7

Well, I am an agnostic atheist; but I don't sleep with just anyone, sorry.

Yeah, but this guy's not just anyone. By introducing himself here, he's rendered your arguments useless. You might as well start doing his laundry too. <ducking>
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