What happened to the bike I wanted when I was 12?

How do you pronounce your name with no vowels?

Why did you single out the Jewish people for your support. Bunch of troublemakers. Oops is that anti semetic

I got a few questions, Yahweh.

1. Why can't you save Satan, he believes in you?

2. Can't you organize your superstition & emotions?

3. Show yourself to atheist, they have great doubts?

4. Why dose your books and religion have the worst hypocritics and worst criminals rap sheet in history?.

5. My last four Christian girlfriend, dumped me because I couldn't be saved. I am fucked, now?

6. Why do you look like the God from South Park?

7. If your all mighty, why could you not defeat the iron chariots, is it because we have iron in our blood and throughout the Universe?.

8. Will you laugh, ....if I tell you my life plans?

[Screaming at the top of my lungs, and I can be Ethel Merman-ish]
WTF were you thinking?! Child rape? Black Plagues? Massacres? Were you drunk or just not paying attention?

How did you (God) become such a bully and a meanie? Did you have a really dysfunctional childhood?

WTF are you insane,what evil shit have you done

I tried. I came up with a few funnies. Then, I just said, no way because if the Abrahanic god did exist, well he would be the greatest (fill in the worst derogatory remark here possible). If such a prick existed, I would refuse to obey and spit on him. Fuck anyone with the power to fix wrongs and either ignore them or make them worse.