Just a second. I'm getting a message...
Here is a short video of a speaker-in-tongues being so distracted by his phone that he forgot to continue his patter and was reduced to groaning as he stared at it. Ha, ha.
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I wonder what the message was that was important enough to preempt 'The Lord' and cure his tongue speaking.
When I was 12 my neighbors invited me to their church. I was shocked to see them βspeakingβ in tongues. Every time I would go over to my friends house to hang out her parents would have to pray and speak in tongues. I remember one day I decided to play a practical joke and start speaking in tongues. It was nothing but babble but they ate it up and swore I was touched by the spirit. Stupid christians .
Wow... that kind of $h!t both makes me laugh and infuriated me.
I often wonder to myself what would actually happen IF I went to one these 'churches' and suddenly jumped and pretend to ' speak in tongues' ( aka babble on like dribbling idiot).
Would it have a similar result to when, back in the 70's, I was dared to stand on a street corner in Adelaide, Sth. Australia and pretend to be a new Christian Prophet, we raked in nearly $1,500 in less than an hour with that one?
I wonder if he was just practicing his act from the beginning. The cafe casually bussed his table near the start.
But why did he not dump his act when the message came? He kept up a little bit of pretense even if it was just distracted groaning.
And either way of course it makes it plain that the whole thing is a scam -- and one that he is poor at.