Holy Shit, just got informed, by guess who, that my dog, dead and buried for almost 3 years has been resurrected....LOL.
It would appear, according to my Evangelist neighbour, thay my dog has been barking loudly all night long and disturbing his slumber.
When he told me this at my front door at 4.30am this morning he was very upset when I replied, bleary eyed, " Shit, I'd better find something to feed him then he'd have be hungry after nearly 3 years of being dead and buried without food or water."
FFS, this bloke MUST be more than a few sandwiches short of a picnic, what do you think?
Your neighbor has a problem with you and will blame everything he possibly can on you.. Get an order of protection so next time you can have him arrested...
It's not just me that he has a 'problem' with, it's all the neighbors around him since we ARE not interested in hearing, endlessly, about his belief system, how god and Jesus cured him of drug dependency ( though he still smokes weed whenever he can get it), his bisexuality and how they are guiding through his life.
4 other neighbors already have Restraining Orders out on him as do the members of the Evangelist Church he used attend, so I've been informed, and one more case of him trespassing on my property and, as the Police told me a while back, and he WILL be arrested and charged.
If you see any of their offspring in the driveway you might want to alert them. (If they have offspring).
It's also possible they misjudged where the sound was coming from?
I'd have just died.
Nope, Charlie, the dog, never produced any off-spring so that is out of the question there and I haven't had nor owned a dog since the self-same neighbor decided, one Sunday, to take my other dog, Harry, for a walk to church with him WITHOUT my permission and returned WITHOUT Harry, ever since that Sunday, neither hide nor hair of Harry has ever been seen again.
You could have turned it into a zombie story.
Pour a bag of potting soil in the back yard and few paw prints leading from it?.... Halloween is tomorrow.
Hey, IF Charlie the dog had been resurrected, which he most definitely has NOT, I'd have changed his name to Jesus 2.0....LOL.
@RavenCT Shit, I did something similar in my front yard last Halloween, a few barrow loads of fine white sand and a hand-carved set of feet and left a trail of well defined footprints in the sand.
The whole thing was quite visible and stretched out for over 3.5 metres, next morning he was outside my fence proclaiming loudly that Jesus had returned during the night and walked across my garden.
Btw, the rest of the residents in our neighborhood call him " Mr. KGB" because he regularly does his 'patrols' of the neighborhood morning and evening without fail.
Hey, like the idea, perhaps I could call it " The Return of the Zombie Dog, lock up your bones, he IS hungry," ….LOL.
@Triphid Oh he's not right in the head. Be cautious! Folks with dementia can become violent without provocation.
We had a client - a women in her 70's - snap a phone cord one time. Which is no easy thing to do. In her case she was fine all day but after Sundown - it could worsen (Sundowner's Syndrome).
@RavenCT No, it's not dementia or anything even remotely like that.
As a nurse, years ago, I been around people suffering dementia so I know what to look for, etc, etc. AND this one is in no way a dementia patient.
He returned home here about 2 months ago ( he used to over to the coast for months on end PRESUMABLY to work and then return for a few weeks at a time) but we, the neighbors have since learned that he was placed in a Psychiatric Hospital some time ago for various reasons including an obsession with sharp objects, knives, etc, as well as ' mental breakdown' of sorts.
He was prescribed Anti-Psychotic medications to take once whilst in hospital AND after his release, whether he is taking them or not we have no idea but we all are keeping our doors closed and locked these days and even locking our screen doors as well at ALL times.