My last girlfriend, ideal man, was a Christian. That means being Christlike. I don't want be a hypocrite. What dose Christ even look like, maybe blonde, blue eye, most likely he was a brown man. It's much easier being myself.
I can't impersonate Jesus, but what I can do is a good Evis impersonation.
Wise Men say, only fools fall in love.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.So, if you look like Christ, you must Be Christ? WTF? Oh, and ever see a pic of Ted Bundy?
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Nov 5, 2019
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When I am with my girlfriend and her group of friends. They are always pushing other people, to be Christlike, even though, they have no clue what he looks like. I find that ridiculously funny.
At least I know what Ten Bundy looks like and want to avoid both, exspeically the one I can't see.
"idea man" is a weird name for a girlfriend.
Gareth
Level 7
Nov 5, 2019
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Good point, I really mean :Ideal Man:
She wants me to be something I am not. It is bad enough women are always trying to change men. To entirely change a man in to somebody, nobody can grasp, seems so delusional.
@Castlepaloma I don't think you should edit a posting to make a subsequent one look off-point without a comment to that effect.
Canadians detest Trump in general as much as US liberals, it just they are too nice to express it. Where the Brits have huge protest against Trump in the streets. One sign said, Another prick in the wall.
Christ is a title, not a name. It is a Greek word and the purported Jesus (also a Greek name) whether or not he existed was not Greek. Being Christian has nothing to do with being Christlike. Look at any religious Christian and you can see that.
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genessa
Level 8
Nov 5, 2019
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When someone says they are a good Christian, I think to myself they are a good hypocrites.
I want to tag this onto another script I am writing for standup comedy. There is like 40,000 different christain denominations. Plus there is a dozen copy cat names or untitlement ways they call Jesus. I'm running with difference sides to Jesus like running different sides of Evis's impersonator. This is a fresh idea for a joke in progress.
@Castlepaloma Good luck with that.
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And Evis [sic] says -- You ain't nothing but a hound dog ! 
FearlessFly
Level 9
Nov 5, 2019
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Evis is more like a Hound dog, I just want to be more myself.
Haha Girls, Girls, Girls.
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