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Any particular reason why people say "you scared the hell out of me?" shouldn't that be a good thing for religious people in particular...? Cause if I scared the hell out of you doesn't that mean that thanks to me you have been purified and you are now a saint and now are even closer to going to heaven.
They should be thanking me, right? or are they offended of the idea that "I scared the hell out of them" to the point where they got to start over with there "sins" like they had a quota or something and you ruined it... it's an expression that makes no sense to me but whatever..."
I would like to hear what you guy think
Is there any weird expression that you find odd?

Caroline 4 Jan 26
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I believe this expression makes perfect sense.

If someone can bring out the best in you, for example, scaring you can possibly bring out the worst. That's how I interpret its meaning.

@Bierbasstard
Precisely.

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Ohferpetessake... if I yell "Oh Gawd" during sex does that mean he joined us?

@creative51 never been called that before...can't think why not.....looking for a new tattoo.......

@Seeker3CO me too! Lol!

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Guys, when after taking(!) a leak you shake your d*** off, how do you get it back on?

@ToolGuy or you can shake & squeeze all you please but the last drop falls in your bvd's

@AgnoBill try wiping and squeezing with tissue paper.....women stay pretty clean that way and their laundry doesn't look yellow stained to me

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And why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?

who knows, maybe they have plans for it... just can't let go, lol

I'll have to use that remark!

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Its just like to make holy water you boil the hell out of it.

Wrong bible breath....it takes a rapist priest to "bless" water before filling the font....my daughter loudly asked : " daddy, why is there a bird bath inside this big church ? " 9 year old Atheist unspoiled observer....we were attending the speeches of Dr Helen Caldecott and Senator George McGovern 1984 in a Des Moines cathedral

@Larry68Feminist I am aware of how it is actually made... It was a joke comment. Geez

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Is "go to hell" a benevelent platatude as hell is a place of freedom as you are not required to be a worship slave?

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Park on the driveway and drive on the parkway. Makes no sense at all. And yes I have used the expression you scared the hell out of me, scared the crap.out of me too!

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Personally I use god, hell, Jesus, baby Jesus, damn, satan..along with the some well known four lettered words...in most of my exclamatory sentences. With zero religious connotations. They’re just fun words to me.

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Many of our common idioms come from Medieval customs. "It's a red-letter day" came from the 15th century custom of marking all feast and saints' days in red on the ecclesiastical calendar.
Or the 14th century word, "nest egg," is from when farm wives left one egg in each hen's nest when collecting eggs, to encourage the hens to keep laying.

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Welcome to one of the peculiarities of the English language. 🙂

Here are some more for your amusement:

  • Of people and dirty dishes "they do the washing up", but dirty trucks "get a washing down".
  • People and timber both "get dressed".
  • "Pop goes the weasel".
  • You draw up a contract, but you draw down a loan.
  • It's okay to forge a friendship, but it's not okay to forge a banknote.
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Don't worry about the horse going blind, just load the wagon.

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Where I live proper church folks don’t talk that way, only us sinners. What the hell difference does it make?

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Listen, not all "religious" expressions are to be taken literally as an abdication of your beliefs. One uses them all the time because they have become colloquial, part of our everyday language, don't even fret if you use terms like oh god, jesus or jesus h christ, or the hell variations, or even bless you when someone sneezes, it's easier and faster than to say gesundheit, and just reflects your civility and politeness than just shutting the fuck up when someone sneezes in front of you, nor will you go to non believer hell if you celebrate christmas, many of us participate notvreligiously but exchanging presents and indulging. My suggestion: chill.

["or even bless you when someone sneezes, it's easier and faster than to say gesundheit, and just reflects your civility and politeness than just shutting the fuck up when someone sneezes in front of you"]
Definitely food for thought coming from one of our own (and I note that I was wrong in my suspicion that you're Agnostic), but I'm not sure I could ever do that, despite how awkward it can feel at times.

@Rossy92 man were you wrong, I am 100% a non believer, absolutely sure there are no gods and no religions, but I do not sweat the small stuff.

@Mofo1953 But it FEELS stupid to me, first of all to use a religious term, and second, to participate in a tradition which makes no sense to me. Why? Because your heart supposedly skips a beat, etc. I'm very scientifically/medically literate and am practically incapable of tolerance for old wives tales and such. To alleviate awkwardness, I'll sometimes inquire whether the person is doing okay, or has a cold or allergies.

@Rossy92 up to you how you feel, I live an unstressful life by letting these insignificant things slide.

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@Caroline

Nobody ever said that to me. Did you jump out suddenly and scare people?

nope, just a pile of air heads who brains shut down for whatever reason and when I need something from them they come back to reality but not fast enough because they feel like I sneak up on them scaring them.
Sometimes I've been excuse of having teleportation powers when reality is that they just have their head up their butt. However, if they want to believe that I have teleportation powers I am okay with that too... give me a reason to mess with them. it's what happens when you sleep at work i guess... I'm just surprised you've never heard the expression... not in person, not in social media, not in tv, not in a book... I am surprised you've never heard the expression before... fascinating

@Caroline

Of course I have heard of the expression. "That was terrifying" is what I say to describe intense fright. Saying "hell" is unusual in my world. In college I heard, "You scared the shit out of me."

Newly married, Terry (6 feet tall) and I sneaked around the house trying to scare each other. One day, Terry laid out-of-sight in the hallway with just his head sticking out into the dining room. I was reading in the living room. Got up to get a glass of water.

As I walked through the dining room toward the kitchen, Terry moaned eerily. His timing was impeccable. I looked down at his disembodied head and screamed like Betty Davis. Burst into tears.

Contrite, Terry climbed me like a ladder. He picked me up carried me into the bedroom, throwing me on the bed. I was still sobbing. Suddenly we looked at each other and burst into laughter.

On the spot, we promised to stop scaring each other.

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It is kind of like "you scared the shit out of me" they don't actually shit themeselves it is just a saying. they want to get a negative reaction from you without saying they are mad because you scared them. Just my opinion.

until you really do actually scared the shit out of them, Do you really think they'll really admit to it? and if that, they should be grateful if they were constipated.. i mean, i just saying lol

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I got the Hell scared out of me in 1987. Went to Baptist Church as a Boy who had an alcoholic dad and overbearing mom. I didn't know what was right but i knew that it wasn't my life. I was a gullible boy and the preacher talked about Hell. Well i knew for damn sure i didn't want to go and he talked about i may not live to make it home if i didn't make a decision right now because god may strike you down in your car on the way to your house if you reject him. I mean how can you resist a thought like that. So i did go up and get saved. I did have an emotional experience and things were wonderful for a period after that. However after a short while things went back to normal.

As an adult, i thought about that experience. The more i thought about it the more deceptive i thought it was. Its like dragging someone to a bridge tying them up and then threatening them if they don't ask for forgiveness that you are going to throw them off the bridge. When they do ask for forgiveness you don't throw them off the bridge but you do expect them to thank you for the rest of their lives for not throwing them off the bridge even though they did nothing to deserve being thrown off and it was a situation that you created.

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I think it means the experience took away all your arrogance, attitude, "sinful" thoughts, took you off your pedestal, and turned you into a humble, egoless, scared little child.

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Calling someone who goes to a lecture an "attendee". He/she should be called an "attender". The lecturer would be the "attendee".

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Conversely, when someone exclaims, "You scared the B'Jesus out of me!", does it mean they are no longer Christian? When someone says, "Your boyfriend's a hell of a guy!", does that imply he is diabolical? When it is said that "The devil is in the details", does that mean that no good can come from scrutiny? What about, "That's a damned good hotdog!"? Does that mean goodness is synonymous with being damned?

If someone says, "That's damn good!" He just means its VERY good... Saying it's damned good is like saying "It's awfully good." Gee... isn't language weird? Saying something is awful is contrary to saying it is good... but if its Awfully Good... then it must be VERY Good.

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"you scared the hell out of me?" Excellent catch. Either way, THEY are sure, THEY win.

So, are you now going to surprise everyone? If so, does such not reflect a concern for their souls and well-being? They may misinterpret your motives. Especially those who think as your 2nd example.

But, at least half will be in opposition of whatever is presented.

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Please create a second thread where you ask this question, but focus on "you scared the shit out of me." Impatiently awaiting...

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It is just a form of expression, doens't mean what it actually says, just that you were startled. How about: "If you don't stop pulling that face the wind will change and it will stay like that."

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Maybe Hell and The Bejeezus are actually the same thing.

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"Have your cake and eat it too." What the Hell is the cake for?

A game, "is not over till the fat lady sings." Official athletic events start with singing but not end with them. Then there is, "it ain't over till it's over," started by Yogi Berra. (ex Yankee player and hitting coach,) getting cheesy. That only caught on because everybody loved him.

MrDMC Level 7 Jan 27, 2020

@maturin1919 I know that Yogi intended to make us laugh, (cheesy is good.) He had a great attitude. Thank you for explaining the, "fat lady," cliche.

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Just another example of insane religious redundant oxymoronic gibberish.....there is no making sense of religionists and their utterances....all religion is fake and ILLOGICAL...."fear gawd" "IN gawd WE TRUST" prEying to the USA flag : " UNDER gawd " ....or in German : " gott MIT UNS " Pinnochio with us ????? Beliefs about religions predictably make no sense.....White House preacher lady is prEying that pregnant women " spontaneously abort Satan's children " .....figure that theocracy out with TrumpOLINI approval and Pence meeting inside the Vatican with the other living pope last week ....Pence was a childhood catholic who converted so some insane anti-abortion protestantism as an adult Rethuglican

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