Conspiracy theories: ah fuck. This is gonna sound really mean, but only because I’ve personally known several folks who SINCERELY believe in aliens, contrails, the Deep State, Bigfoot, the evil effects of electro-magnetic fields/microwaves, Freemasons, the Illuminati, are afraid of ‘Blackhawks’ and ‘Google trucks’....it’s the favorite pastime of unbalanced people who tended towards paranoia already. Then one day, something pushes them over an edge, and boom: the truth is out there, they just know it.
I don’t know why; I’ve just seen it happen.

I think this came from the SMBC comic:

• Number of people required for a conspiracy: at least two
• Number of people on the planet who can keep a secret: fewer than two

That trump, his obstructionist republicans and the Chinese started this pandemic to help trump declare martial law and void any election results, that sorta conspiracy theory???

I ignore them. Unless they are REALLY funny (like Jade Helm) and then I troll people on line.

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you

They give me the "Aw, fuck, you too?" 's.