I'll list five things, four of which are true and one is totally made up. Can you guess which one is made up?

1. One time in karate class I busted triple-thick boards (3 boards at once) with a single round kick.

2. To date I've made Bitcoin profits in the thousands of dollars.

3. I won a spelling bee once in elementary school.

4. When I was younger I had entertained at a few hen parties (sort of like a male exotic dancer except minus the dancing, but certainly the lack of clothes).

5. I have a small tattoo on my left shoulder of an asian-style dragon.