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& not in the blood of Christ!

1EarthLovingGal 7 Mar 17
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I know a lot of people who, when anything unpleasant happens, will immediately start praying. Which in my opinion is an utter waste of time. If they didn't pray, the outcome would be exactly the same. But they get all self righteous and will say something like "See, prayer works", when praying has had absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of the situation. But you can't reason with these people. They're so bloody convinced that they're right that they always have an excuse or a reason that God didn't answer their prayer when things don't come out how they wanted.

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Yeah, the soap and water works great.

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Great meme. I stole it and posted it on Facebook.

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nice imo, those who seek sacrificial blood are deemed "Esau" in the Bible, give me some of that red stew, for i am so hungry i am about to die see, and "pray" just meant "wish" when the Bible was xlated into english. Love the soap analogy 🙂
No son of man may die for another's sins;

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No blood washing please. For the current pandemic try using water and 2 drops of Dawn. Wet your hands, put the 2 drops on one and rub them both together using more water until you get a lather. Rinse and dry hands and you are done.

Could you give me Dawn's address or phone number?

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Just make sure the water isn't 'holy.' 😉

i guess that is how we got our first "vending machine," a "holy water" dispenser? lol

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And wipe with TP???

Toilet Paper?
Treacle Pudding?
Tomato Puree?
Thin Panties?
Thick Plasters?
Twin Peaks?
Tina's Pubes?
Town Planning?
Tiny Platelets?
Tory Promises?
Toxic Provolone?

(Okay okay, I am being extremely silly, but who cares?)

@anglophone Forgot the easiest and most obvious one, you silly person: toothpaste!

@p-nullifidian Please Sir! My only excuse, Sir, is that toothpaste is only one word, Sir, so I would still need to Pee. 😉

@anglophone Tina's pubes? Must be a virtual forest.ðŸĪŠ

Mmmm, I like treacle pudding. Yum!

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