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"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins." shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off." She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"

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Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Mar 24
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I like the simple version...

Two nuns are driving past a graveyard one night when a vampire leaps onto the hood of their car.

"Quick!" says the nun driving, "Show him your cross!"

"GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR!" shouts the nun in the passenger seat.

Jnei Level 8 Mar 24, 2020
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Funny, good one.

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Lol ok ya got me. I didnt see that coming.

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