It’s a good thing I do not have to hunt for my food. I don’t even know where tacos live.

goddamit... I'm a city slicker, not a country farm gal.... I need the farmers to catch, cut up and freeze or BBQ my chicken meat for me!

Catching it is one thing...wringing it’s neck is quite another!

Cuteness never dies

(just kidding)

I'm a pheasant mother plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants
I'm the most pheasant mother plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant

I wouldn't mind catching one but I need a fellow that can wring its neck and pluck it.

I can catch mine, when she is in her pen; but I would never harm her. I will only hug her and kiss her and tell her she's a pretty girl. Just kidding...I don't kiss my chickens; and will only catch her if I need to tend to her, or put on/change her cute little apron.

However, I did kiss one of my young ducks on the top of his sweet little head.

I have many skills but I think I'm just fine doing them for myself though.

Lol!!! Being single is really cool so... no chicken-catching-women for me!!! Lol!!!

New profile pic!
I prefer men who don't eat chicken.

Maybe if you can't catch, kill, clean and cook it, you might want to rethink your diet. Now thats been said and spring is coming I need to prune my hamburger bush.

Within a couple more weeks of all the non-essential businesses being closed (ie beauty salons) all women will start to look pretty much the same. The men of course will look as awful as we always have, no change at all.

LOL...I just got reminded how to "catch a chicken"...my daughter-in-law bought a bunch along with a "hen house" to raise them..and I was astounded to see how easy it was (actually she made it "look easy" - it wasn't!

Love it. As I get ready for work I am thinking, when can I stop this

More & more ...cept that don't look like a chicken catcher

Every time I update I lose followers. =0}

I'm reminded of a 60's Playboy cartoon.

Young long-haired hippie guy lying on the mattress (on the floor).
Young gal walking away . . .

(gal's caption)
Roll me a joint, Roll me a joint -- a woman's work is never done !

Nope

Hunt,fish,clean and cook the game,help with vehicle maint, skills that need reviving....

I look for other non food type of skills.

Why is it that (so far) ONLY guys have found my "pheasant mother plucker" comment (below) funny ?