Can I get a T-shirt that says, "I don't believe in god because I don't want people to know how much of an idiot I am!"
Hah, the whole idea is not bad. But I would like to tell you that such outspoken propaganda of one's own opinion can simply offend believers. You are not pursuing such a goal, I hope? After all, something tells me that this is just low. It is better to buy a T-shirt that tells about your tastes. For example, my daughter really likes to listen to Harry Styles songs. So I gave her a harry styles fans merchandise T-shirt for her birthday. She was insanely pleased!
Can I get a T Shirt that says, “I despise atheists that think they are better than believers!”
Or “ I despise idiots that call other people idiots .LOL
You are yourself an idiot because you are calling yourself an idiot you idiot.
My bad. Thanks for pointing that out.
I have found that T-shirts, like bumper stickers, work best when the message is brief.
How about one of these?
"I don't believe in your god, the same way you don't believe in anyone else's." (anonymous)
"To choose dogma and faith over doubt and experience is to throw out the ripening vintage and to reach greedily for the Kool-Aid.” (Christopher Hitchens)
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear." (Thomas Jefferson)
I like the first one best
"I may be foolish, but I am not foolish enough to have a belief in God."
I'd re-word that a bit. The message is fine but it's written in such a way that you're calling yourself an idiot.