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What a genius idea, make one of those fake $20 Bills and have a message about Evolution printed on the inside, then slip it into the collection plate or any other religious donation box.

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Surfpirate 9 Apr 2
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I love this idea. I would start going to churches just to hand them out.

You are the bravest by far then, the closest we have come to date is someone willing to mail it in to a church, not actually go in and sit through a sermon. I'm pretty sure they wait until the end to collect.

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The problem is, I am never in a church. I guess I could mail in a "donation." 🙂

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I think this is hilarious!

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I'm not going to be in a position to put them in a collection plate, but I'd love to have some that are specifically directed at the Red kettle Brigade.

JimG Level 8 Apr 3, 2020

Ramen Brother. 🙂

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Most churches nowadays employ goon squads of thugs, who shake down the congregation for donations, and count the take. I doubt the Evolution agitprop would have much effect.

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genius if you like being arressted for passing counterfeit bills.

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For a bill to be considered counterfeit it has to pass the test of being clearly indistinguishable from the real thing, gag money is perfectly legal.

@Surfpirate Okay, good point. Although usage surely counts too. Since donation is voluntary maybe it is okay. At a store even as a joke it could be illegal.

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It should say, "Submit to Authority-666 pay taxes.
United States of America is the secret religion of the Masonic lodge secret religion racist devil worshippers since their freedom from England July 4th, 1776 to ra pe this land from the original indigenous inhabitants calling them such as Mexicans, Indians and native Americans. Establishment of the mark of the beast-666 began with requiring birth certificate, social security card and photo identification for taxation and government control requiring everyone shall worship the devil and the beast-666 "in God we trust ".. Revelations 13:17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, ... mark of the beast is a metaphor for identification for taxation and government control. Beast is a metaphor for laws of government. The laws of government is a beast."

Word Level 8 Apr 2, 2020

Do you have any objective evidence that any devil exist?

@xenoview A devil as defined below can simply be a wicked or cruel person.

Objectively, do you know any wicked or cruel persons?

noun
noun: Devil; noun: the Devil; exclamation: devil; exclamation: the devil

  1. (in Christian and Jewish belief) the chief evil spirit; Satan.
    an evil spirit; a demon.

a very wicked or cruel person.
"they prefer voting for devils rather than for decent men"

a mischievously clever or self-willed person.
"the cunning old devil is up to something"
fighting spirit; wildness.
noun: devil; noun: the devil
"he was dangerous when the devil was in him"
a thing that is very difficult or awkward to do or deal with.
noun: the devil
"it's going to be the very devil to disentangle"

@Word
So you have no objective evidence that any devil exist. All you have is a wicked person?

@xenoview wicked person = devil. You may have some other definition of devil that does not exist, I am not saying that style or definition of devil exist.

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Must be satire, because who in hell would say shit like this? "How dare they try to educate us with science!" exclaimed Pastor Gregory Frontbottom. "This must be some sort of criminal offense, I'm Christian, and I don't like what they've done."

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I always feel like going to church and bringing a bag of popcorn to watch the entertainment

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When nothing but the Truth will d0!!!

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Nice.

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Hm. How many 20's won't make it passed the preacher's pocket? Shock their ass later, though.

Throw in a fake $100 just to really get their attention . . .

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Chances are pretty good that those bilking the poor out of their money know already that there is no god.

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"Now, wouldn't that be loverly"

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A fantastic idea

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One would have to first be in a church to pass on this fake bill... so no.

Send it to them as an anonymous donation.

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Years ago I had a bill that looked like a folded 20. On the inside was the message "There's no such thing as a free lunch". They actually made these for a prank in those days.

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I love this idea but I don't think I'd be willing to sit through a mass to get to the collection.

My thought as well.

Too much torture

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