Just in case you thought Neanderthals were utterly inferior to Homo Sapiens.
I, sir, am the proud bearer of a large number of Neanderthal markers in my genes. Why, just last week I invented a thing I'm going to call 'hammer' and I'm now working on my next creation -- which I shall call 'nail'. They might just revolutionize the travel industry when it comes along.
Perhaps you can combine them with my invention, which I intend to call wheel, to create a new phenomenon that I suggest we call "puncture".
@Petter -- First you need to invent tyre and tube, then you can do puncture.
@evidentialist Ah. I wondered why nail bent.
I have heard estimates that 3-4% of the population today can be traced to DNA from Neanderthals. My archeology professor mentioned Mick Jagger as remarkably true to the type.
Nice one!